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Glittery Streaking
  • Dev2:

    what's the story for this week?

  • Dev1:

    we have a by-week

  • Dev2:

    yay

  • Dev2:

    I wonder what I'll do...

  • Dev2:

    hmm...

  • Dev2:

    maybe rub oil and glitter all over myself and run up and down the street naked

  • Dev1:

    ...

  • Dev1:

    sounds like good youtube fodder

  • Dev1:

    or porntube rather

  • Dev2:

    I like the word fodder

  • Dev1:

    you're very strange sometimes

4/5/11 — 4:45pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9Okux44eFLy
AoM: Ass or Mouth?
  • Dev2:

    really close

  • Dev1:

    taking a shit?

  • Dev2:

    no

  • Dev2:

    with the positioning thing

  • Dev2:

    dick

  • Dev1:

    positioning your dick?

  • Dev2:

    on your face

  • Dev1:

    better than in my ass, i guess

  • Dev1:

    raises the question

  • Dev1:

    mouth or ass?

  • Dev1:

    if someone were to come at you with $10mil

  • Dev1:

    and gave you the choice

  • Dev2:

    ass

  • Dev2:

    like a doctor

  • Dev2:

    LOL

  • Dev2:

    ...

  • Dev2:

    neither though

  • Dev1:

    uh hu.

3/31/11 — 3:06am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9Okux3y5Sl1
Die in a Fire of Bacon
  • Dev4:

    http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2011/03/peta_tenderloin.php

  • Dev1:

    hippies need to die in a fucking fire

  • Dev1:

    made from bacon grease

  • Dev1:

    and kindled with animal fur

  • Dev1:

    fueled with endangered trees

  • Dev1:

    fucktarded idiots

3/30/11 — 8:25pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9Okux3xc4hF
Code Boner
  • Dev2:

    boom

  • Dev2:

    email sent

  • Dev1:

    dude

  • Dev1:

    BOOM indeed

  • Dev1:

    holy. fuck.

  • Dev2:

    what?

  • Dev1:

    you just gave me a huge boner

  • Dev2:

    LOL

  • Dev1:

    (looking over your works)

  • Dev2:

    i told you i'm getting good

  • Dev2:

    haahah

  • Dev1:

    bone...r

  • Dev2:

    nice man

  • Dev2:

    glad i can make you ... "happy"

  • Dev1:

    I'm gonna print your code & wack off to it

  • Dev2:

    ahahahahaha

  • Dev2:

    when you reach the point of making lightboxes from scratch...I think that's a turning point

  • Dev2:

    now you aren't stuck with what is out there

  • Dev1:

    so good.

  • Dev2:

    yea

  • Dev2:

    this is going to be much faster

  • Dev2:

    that's really the benefit of writing your own shit too...

  • Dev1:

    always agree.

  • Dev2:

    okay

  • Dev2:

    I'm going to lay down

  • Dev2:

    finish this movie and pass out

  • Dev2:

    ... enjoy the lightbox

  • Dev1:

    with kleenex

  • Dev2:

    later

  • Dev2:

    enjoy that lightbox

3/27/11 — 2:24am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9Okux3s3sgF
Pegging says "wut"?
  • Dev5:

    http://jezebel.com/#!5784907

  • Dev2:

    "So I found myself proposing to my (amazing) girlfriend of two (amazing) years that we try a little butt sex. The way I explained it, it was just another way to appreciate her and build trust. (Which is true, it just looks really creepy on paper.)"

  • Dev3:

    in the pooper

  • Dev5:

    dogs

  • Dev5:

    http://jezebel.com/#!5782240/everything-you-need-to-know-about-pegging

  • Dev4:

    that's fucked up

  • Dev5:

    "A good harness; a clean, harness compatible dildo (preferably silicone); lubricant; and a good attitude."

  • Dev4:

    lul

  • Dev4:

    ikr?

  • Dev5:

    YES! http://store.babeland.com/harnesses-strap-on-kits/babeland-beginners-strap-on-kit/?kbid=828

  • Dev6:

    man what the fuck

  • Dev6:

    why are we getting linked this

  • Dev5:

    "Women have gspots, men have pspots—specifically, the area inside the rectum that allows the prostate gland to be stimulated."

  • Dev5:

    http://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Guide-Strap-Sex-Complete/dp/157344085X?tag=gmgamzn-20

  • Dev6:

    srsfkndctrwtsnbzns

  • Dev5:

    http://store.fleshbot.com/tristan-taorminos-expert-guide-to-anal-pleasure-fo/p-286832-4

  • Dev5:

    http://www.stockroom.com/Bend-Over-Boyfriend-DVD-P1942.aspx

  • Dev5:

    LMAO

  • Dev5:

    http://cocksexual.com/

  • Dev6:

    ._.

  • Dev5:

    zomg http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/our-blogs/den-of-d-bauchery/top-five-tuesday-pegging.html

  • Dev4:

    Dev5 is losing it

  • Dev3:

    Dev4: imad

  • Dev5:

    I had a very bad image

  • Dev4:

    lul

  • Dev5:

    pop into my head

  • Dev5:

    when cto walked over here......

  • Dev2:

    pegged into your head?

  • Dev5:

    cuz you know

  • Dev4:

    @_@

  • Dev5:

    he keeps misery dicking about

  • Dev4:

    oh...... god

  • Dev5:

    that he hasn't been laid in soooo fucking long

  • Dev5:

    so how does he get his pleasure with the ladies?

  • Dev6:

    soon enough lolchan will be cleansed of this shit

  • Dev6:

    ^_^

  • Dev2:

    oh... my... god...

  • Dev5:

    and/or how come he can't?????

  • Dev4:

    getting pegged != getting laid

  • Dev4:

    Dev6: are you going to kill it with fire?

  • Dev5:

    Dev4 EXACTLY!!!!

3/24/11 — 12:43am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9Okux3nu9PK Filed under: #pegging 
Philliporno
  • Dev8:

    Dev7 and I agreed that we should use that startup that sells 150 hours of Philippino labor for something

  • Dev8:

    so we registered philipporno.com

2/26/11 — 9:32pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9Okux3IlP8Y
Kids and Herpes
  • Dev5:

    honestly

  • Dev5:

    how can you miss

  • Dev5:

    two private messages

  • Dev5:

    on facebook

  • Dev5:

    should I just ejaculate on this bitches public wall and be all "READ THE MESSAGES WHERE I ASKED YOU OUT YOU FUCKING WHORE"

  • Dev5:

    or is that the future drunk in me talking?

  • Dev6:

    i've never hooked up through facebook honestly

  • Dev6:

    errr maybe tried one time

  • Dev5:

    well I hooked up with tihs chick in vegas

  • Dev6:

    but...it seems fail

  • Dev5:

    she is from new york

  • Dev6:

    oyea

  • Dev5:

    I moved to new york like, 9 months ago

  • Dev5:

    and she added me on FB

  • Dev5:

    after the vegas trist

  • Dev5:

    so I'm all

  • Dev5:

    "yo are you free for lunch or drinks next week?"

  • Dev5:

    then, in my drunken stupor after no response

  • Dev6:

    ya

  • Dev5:

    and hour later

  • Dev5:

    send another message

  • Dev6:

    lol

  • Dev6:

    instant creeper status dude

  • Dev6:

    it's over

  • Dev5:

    "oh my bad we met a year ago at planet hollywood when you and your friends were at a dave matthews concert" etc etc

  • Dev5:

    word

  • Dev5:

    so you'd think

  • Dev5:

    if it was creepy

  • Dev5:

    defriend right?

  • Dev6:

    probz

  • Dev5:

    nope

  • Dev5:

    she is on facebook twice as hard now

  • Dev5:

    no joke

  • Dev6:

    LOL

  • Dev6:

    hummmm

  • Dev5:

    great move on the girls part

  • Dev5:

    imma just ignore him

  • Dev5:

    WAY TO FUCK WITH ME

  • Dev6:

    lol

  • Dev5:

    like

  • Dev5:

    I kind of want to nerd rage and defriend her

  • Dev1:

    Dev5: sounds like one of the NYC dames that likes attention but won't give the box

  • Dev5:

    just so SOMEONE takes SOME action

  • Dev6:

    give the box lolwat

  • Dev5:

    Dev1: I hit every opening in vegas

  • Dev1:

    block her, go find another abstaining twat to troll

  • Dev5:

    she's is no prude

  • Dev5:

    and her gay friend constantly posts shit

  • Dev5:

    about how she needs cock

  • Dev6:

    abstaining lawlright

  • Dev5:

    so its all kinds of confusing

  • Dev1:

    vegas is the only city NYC bitches allow themselves to get fucked

  • Dev6:

    lmao

  • Dev5:

    you gay friend says you need dick, clearly

  • Dev5:

    as it is all over your wall

  • Dev5:

    and you friended me

  • Dev6:

    lmao

  • Dev5:

    and I live two blocks from where you work

  • Dev5:

    can I buy you coffee and try to convince you to suck my dick again?

  • Dev5:

    apparently not

  • Dev5:

    as I am being IGNORED

  • Dev5:

    no denied

  • Dev5:

    IGNORED

  • Dev1:

    that's the NYC way

  • Dev1:

    it really is

  • Dev5:

    yo

  • Dev5:

    fuck this town

  • Dev1:

    you can't

  • Dev1:

    that town won't let you fuck it

  • Dev1:

    it'll just ignore you

  • Dev5:

    no one does any work

  • Dev5:

    on time

  • Dev5:

    and no one does shit

  • Dev5:

    all they talk about is how fast and how much they have to do

  • Dev5:

    and yet when

  • Dev5:

    I need INTERNET

  • Dev5:

    or a fucking DOOR fixed

  • Dev5:

    or shit MOVED

  • Dev5:

    or ANYTHING

  • Dev5:

    "what this is new york everyone is busy"

  • Dev5:

    yeah

  • Dev5:

    jerking off

  • Dev5:

    and paying $15 for a fucking bagel

  • Dev5:

    fuck this town

  • Dev5:

    seriously

  • Dev5:

    thank god the CA beer is still cheap

  • Dev5:

    this place has NOTHING going for it but an abundance of box

  • Dev5:

    if you were gay, new york is pretty rad I bet

  • Dev6:

    Dev5 move to la ffs

  • Dev5:

    I LIVED THERE

  • Dev5:

    I CAME HERE FOR DIFFERENT

  • Dev6:

    get girls all day long

  • Dev1:

    start dong trolling tourist spots & just pipe the temps

  • Dev1:

    that's the san diego way, should work in NY too

  • Dev5:

    easy pussy is easiest out here

  • Dev5:

    I am not for easy pussy

  • Dev5:

    I got plenty of easy LA pussy

  • Dev5:

    no bueno

  • Dev1:

    easy LA pussy is... dangerous

  • Dev5:

    yes

  • * Dev5 is glad he doesnt have a kid....or herpes

Notes: 1 2/11/11 — 5:40pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9Okux317wq2
Inner Child
  • Dev2:

    merry xmas

  • Dev2:

    http://www.torturedartist.com/RFD_Calendar2005_Kurt_Orbanski.htm

  • Dev1:

    what the fuck, dude.

  • Dev2:

    LOL

  • Dev2:

    i was like sweet domain

  • Dev2:

    I bet this guy has cool pics

  • Dev2:

    no....

  • Dev1:

    my inner child is crying

  • Dev2:

    fucking hilarious

2/9/11 — 7:16pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9Okux2-9UNh
Naughty Word Filter
  • Dev4:

    these aren't very creative

  • Dev4:

    some of these are pretty absurd though

  • Dev4:

    lesbian?

  • Dev4:

    bust?

  • Dev4:

    bored?

  • Dev4:

    lul

  • Dev1:

    i know

  • Dev4:

    panties

  • Dev4:

    "masturbat" <-- spellfail

  • Dev4:

    and what's "linklinker"? that sounds kinky

  • Dev1:

    linklinker is what i do when i'm home alone

  • Dev4:

    aol is such a bunch of derpers

  • Dev4:

    how the fuck are they still exist?

  • Dev1:

    no fucking clue.

  • Dev1:

    but for what its worth

  • Dev1:

    i think its important to note

  • Dev1:

    they cater to quakers

  • Dev4:

    lul

  • Dev4:

    well quakers are such a large % of population... it makes sense

  • Dev1:

    considering how pussy suburban parents are & how pussy the outcome (their kids) is

  • Dev4:

    people are fucked up

  • Dev1:

    people are indeed... fucked up

  • Dev4:

    like, as in, shouldn't bother going on living

  • Dev4:

    also the usual "sex is bad, violence is cool"

  • Dev4:

    i think it should be a free for all, watch what you like, skip what you dont

  • Dev4:

    and let parents police their god damn dumshit kid

  • Dev4:

    blocking words is not going ot prevent kids from discovering porn

  • Dev1:

    what?!?!

  • Dev1:

    psh! limiting your company is the most effective way to pretend porn & sex doesn't ever happen

  • Dev4:

    hahaha

  • Dev1:

    that's pretty much the only way to do it...

  • Dev4:

    yay pretend-time!

  • Dev1:

    that must be what happened. our generation fucked everything up as a result of Mr. Rogers' Land of Make-Believe

  • Dev4:

    pretty much

  • Dev4:

    yay make-believe!

  • Dev1:

    hahah!

  • Dev4:

    i'm still not sure why companies like to pretend they can do something about it

  • Dev1:

    it's not activism

  • Dev4:

    it's derptavism

  • Dev1:

    they just have shit in place to cover their asses from the lawsuit happy tight wad cunts that cry about everything straight to judges

  • Dev4:

    yup

  • Dev4:

    seems like the world has some problems

  • Dev1:

    SOME?!

  • Dev4:

    hahaha

  • Dev4:

    well it's like a pyramid of shit

  • Dev4:

    everyone thinks everyone else caers about shit that nobody else actually cares about

  • Dev1:

    and soccer moms

  • Dev4:

    lawyers for providing an outlet for derpers to exercise their derpness.

  • Dev4:

    and politicians for being alive.

  • Dev4:

    yeah, soccer moms are pretty much hoes

  • Dev4:

    wtf is up w/ lunch these days?

1/13/11 — 3:26pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9Okux2Yu4k2
Pronhunt
  • Dev3:

    i saw her clam

  • Dev1:

    you get used to it

  • Dev1:

    i think this is what OBGYNs feel like

  • Dev1:

    minus the terrible soundtrack

  • Dev1:

    and script

  • Dev3:

    i stared and analyased the small tiney hairs...and said to myself 'how could you forget those hairs..? is it really possible? or was she just being lazy?'

  • Dev3:

    then i caught myself and now loooking for vids

  • Dev1:

    the pron hunt via ADD

  • Dev1:

    it's the way of the web

  • Dev3:

    hahaha

1/12/11 — 2:33am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9Okux2XZ_92