what's the story for this week?
we have a by-week
I wonder what I'll do...
maybe rub oil and glitter all over myself and run up and down the street naked
sounds like good youtube fodder
or porntube rather
I like the word fodder
you're very strange sometimes
taking a shit?
with the positioning thing
positioning your dick?
on your face
better than in my ass, i guess
raises the question
mouth or ass?
if someone were to come at you with $10mil
and gave you the choice
like a doctor
hippies need to die in a fucking fire
made from bacon grease
and kindled with animal fur
fueled with endangered trees
you just gave me a huge boner
(looking over your works)
i told you i'm getting good
glad i can make you ... "happy"
I'm gonna print your code & wack off to it
when you reach the point of making lightboxes from scratch...I think that's a turning point
now you aren't stuck with what is out there
this is going to be much faster
that's really the benefit of writing your own shit too...
I'm going to lay down
finish this movie and pass out
... enjoy the lightbox
enjoy that lightbox
"So I found myself proposing to my (amazing) girlfriend of two (amazing) years that we try a little butt sex. The way I explained it, it was just another way to appreciate her and build trust. (Which is true, it just looks really creepy on paper.)"
in the pooper
that's fucked up
"A good harness; a clean, harness compatible dildo (preferably silicone); lubricant; and a good attitude."
man what the fuck
why are we getting linked this
"Women have gspots, men have pspots—specifically, the area inside the rectum that allows the prostate gland to be stimulated."
Dev5 is losing it
I had a very bad image
pop into my head
when cto walked over here......
pegged into your head?
cuz you know
he keeps misery dicking about
that he hasn't been laid in soooo fucking long
so how does he get his pleasure with the ladies?
soon enough lolchan will be cleansed of this shit
oh... my... god...
and/or how come he can't?????
getting pegged != getting laid
Dev6: are you going to kill it with fire?
Dev7 and I agreed that we should use that startup that sells 150 hours of Philippino labor for something
so we registered philipporno.com
how can you miss
two private messages
should I just ejaculate on this bitches public wall and be all "READ THE MESSAGES WHERE I ASKED YOU OUT YOU FUCKING WHORE"
or is that the future drunk in me talking?
i've never hooked up through facebook honestly
errr maybe tried one time
well I hooked up with tihs chick in vegas
but...it seems fail
she is from new york
I moved to new york like, 9 months ago
and she added me on FB
after the vegas trist
so I'm all
"yo are you free for lunch or drinks next week?"
then, in my drunken stupor after no response
and hour later
send another message
instant creeper status dude
"oh my bad we met a year ago at planet hollywood when you and your friends were at a dave matthews concert" etc etc
so you'd think
if it was creepy
she is on facebook twice as hard now
great move on the girls part
imma just ignore him
WAY TO FUCK WITH ME
I kind of want to nerd rage and defriend her
Dev5: sounds like one of the NYC dames that likes attention but won't give the box
just so SOMEONE takes SOME action
give the box lolwat
Dev1: I hit every opening in vegas
block her, go find another abstaining twat to troll
she's is no prude
and her gay friend constantly posts shit
about how she needs cock
so its all kinds of confusing
vegas is the only city NYC bitches allow themselves to get fucked
you gay friend says you need dick, clearly
as it is all over your wall
and you friended me
and I live two blocks from where you work
can I buy you coffee and try to convince you to suck my dick again?
as I am being IGNORED
that's the NYC way
it really is
fuck this town
that town won't let you fuck it
it'll just ignore you
no one does any work
and no one does shit
all they talk about is how fast and how much they have to do
and yet when
I need INTERNET
or a fucking DOOR fixed
or shit MOVED
"what this is new york everyone is busy"
and paying $15 for a fucking bagel
fuck this town
thank god the CA beer is still cheap
this place has NOTHING going for it but an abundance of box
if you were gay, new york is pretty rad I bet
Dev5 move to la ffs
I LIVED THERE
I CAME HERE FOR DIFFERENT
get girls all day long
start dong trolling tourist spots & just pipe the temps
that's the san diego way, should work in NY too
easy pussy is easiest out here
I am not for easy pussy
I got plenty of easy LA pussy
easy LA pussy is... dangerous
* Dev5 is glad he doesnt have a kid....or herpes
what the fuck, dude.
i was like sweet domain
I bet this guy has cool pics
my inner child is crying
these aren't very creative
some of these are pretty absurd though
"masturbat" <-- spellfail
and what's "linklinker"? that sounds kinky
linklinker is what i do when i'm home alone
aol is such a bunch of derpers
how the fuck are they still exist?
no fucking clue.
but for what its worth
i think its important to note
they cater to quakers
well quakers are such a large % of population... it makes sense
considering how pussy suburban parents are & how pussy the outcome (their kids) is
people are fucked up
people are indeed... fucked up
like, as in, shouldn't bother going on living
also the usual "sex is bad, violence is cool"
i think it should be a free for all, watch what you like, skip what you dont
and let parents police their god damn dumshit kid
blocking words is not going ot prevent kids from discovering porn
psh! limiting your company is the most effective way to pretend porn & sex doesn't ever happen
that's pretty much the only way to do it...
that must be what happened. our generation fucked everything up as a result of Mr. Rogers' Land of Make-Believe
i'm still not sure why companies like to pretend they can do something about it
it's not activism
they just have shit in place to cover their asses from the lawsuit happy tight wad cunts that cry about everything straight to judges
seems like the world has some problems
well it's like a pyramid of shit
everyone thinks everyone else caers about shit that nobody else actually cares about
and soccer moms
lawyers for providing an outlet for derpers to exercise their derpness.
and politicians for being alive.
yeah, soccer moms are pretty much hoes
wtf is up w/ lunch these days?
i saw her clam
you get used to it
i think this is what OBGYNs feel like
minus the terrible soundtrack
i stared and analyased the small tiney hairs...and said to myself 'how could you forget those hairs..? is it really possible? or was she just being lazy?'
then i caught myself and now loooking for vids
the pron hunt via ADD
it's the way of the web