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Glittery Streaking

Tue, 05 Apr 2011 16:45:01 -0400

Dev2: what's the story for this week?
Dev1: we have a by-week
Dev2: yay
Dev2: I wonder what I'll do...
Dev2: hmm...
Dev2: maybe rub oil and glitter all over myself and run up and down the street naked
Dev1: ...
Dev1: sounds like good youtube fodder
Dev1: or porntube rather
Dev2: I like the word fodder
Dev1: you're very strange sometimes

AoM: Ass or Mouth?

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 03:06:59 -0400

Dev2: really close
Dev1: taking a shit?
Dev2: no
Dev2: with the positioning thing
Dev2: dick
Dev1: positioning your dick?
Dev2: on your face
Dev1: better than in my ass, i guess
Dev1: raises the question
Dev1: mouth or ass?
Dev1: if someone were to come at you with $10mil
Dev1: and gave you the choice
Dev2: ass
Dev2: like a doctor
Dev2: LOL
Dev2: ...
Dev2: neither though
Dev1: uh hu.

Die in a Fire of Bacon

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 20:25:44 -0400

Dev4: http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2011/03/peta_tenderloin.php
Dev1: hippies need to die in a fucking fire
Dev1: made from bacon grease
Dev1: and kindled with animal fur
Dev1: fueled with endangered trees
Dev1: fucktarded idiots

Code Boner

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 02:24:31 -0400

Dev2: boom
Dev2: email sent
Dev1: dude
Dev1: BOOM indeed
Dev1: holy. fuck.
Dev2: what?
Dev1: you just gave me a huge boner
Dev2: LOL
Dev1: (looking over your works)
Dev2: i told you i'm getting good
Dev2: haahah
Dev1: bone...r
Dev2: nice man
Dev2: glad i can make you ... "happy"
Dev1: I'm gonna print your code & wack off to it
Dev2: ahahahahaha
Dev2: when you reach the point of making lightboxes from scratch...I think that's a turning point
Dev2: now you aren't stuck with what is out there
Dev1: so good.
Dev2: yea
Dev2: this is going to be much faster
Dev2: that's really the benefit of writing your own shit too...
Dev1: always agree.
Dev2: okay
Dev2: I'm going to lay down
Dev2: finish this movie and pass out
Dev2: ... enjoy the lightbox
Dev1: with kleenex
Dev2: later
Dev2: enjoy that lightbox

Pegging says "wut"?

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 00:43:10 -0400

Dev5: http://jezebel.com/#!5784907
Dev2: "So I found myself proposing to my (amazing) girlfriend of two (amazing) years that we try a little butt sex. The way I explained it, it was just another way to appreciate her and build trust. (Which is true, it just looks really creepy on paper.)"
Dev3: in the pooper
Dev5: dogs
Dev5: http://jezebel.com/#!5782240/everything-you-need-to-know-about-pegging
Dev4: that's fucked up
Dev5: "A good harness; a clean, harness compatible dildo (preferably silicone); lubricant; and a good attitude."
Dev4: lul
Dev4: ikr?
Dev5: YES! http://store.babeland.com/harnesses-strap-on-kits/babeland-beginners-strap-on-kit/?kbid=828
Dev6: man what the fuck
Dev6: why are we getting linked this
Dev5: "Women have gspots, men have pspots—specifically, the area inside the rectum that allows the prostate gland to be stimulated."
Dev5: http://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Guide-Strap-Sex-Complete/dp/157344085X?tag=gmgamzn-20
Dev6: srsfkndctrwtsnbzns
Dev5: http://store.fleshbot.com/tristan-taorminos-expert-guide-to-anal-pleasure-fo/p-286832-4
Dev5: http://www.stockroom.com/Bend-Over-Boyfriend-DVD-P1942.aspx
Dev5: LMAO
Dev5: http://cocksexual.com/
Dev6: ._.
Dev5: zomg http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/our-blogs/den-of-d-bauchery/top-five-tuesday-pegging.html
Dev4: Dev5 is losing it
Dev3: Dev4: imad
Dev5: I had a very bad image
Dev4: lul
Dev5: pop into my head
Dev5: when cto walked over here......
Dev2: pegged into your head?
Dev5: cuz you know
Dev4: @_@
Dev5: he keeps misery dicking about
Dev4: oh...... god
Dev5: that he hasn't been laid in soooo fucking long
Dev5: so how does he get his pleasure with the ladies?
Dev6: soon enough lolchan will be cleansed of this shit
Dev6: ^_^
Dev2: oh... my... god...
Dev5: and/or how come he can't?????
Dev4: getting pegged != getting laid
Dev4: Dev6: are you going to kill it with fire?
Dev5: Dev4 EXACTLY!!!!

Philliporno

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 21:32:00 -0500

Dev8: Dev7 and I agreed that we should use that startup that sells 150 hours of Philippino labor for something
Dev8: so we registered philipporno.com

Kids and Herpes

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 17:40:00 -0500

Dev5: honestly
Dev5: how can you miss
Dev5: two private messages
Dev5: on facebook
Dev5: should I just ejaculate on this bitches public wall and be all "READ THE MESSAGES WHERE I ASKED YOU OUT YOU FUCKING WHORE"
Dev5: or is that the future drunk in me talking?
Dev6: i've never hooked up through facebook honestly
Dev6: errr maybe tried one time
Dev5: well I hooked up with tihs chick in vegas
Dev6: but...it seems fail
Dev5: she is from new york
Dev6: oyea
Dev5: I moved to new york like, 9 months ago
Dev5: and she added me on FB
Dev5: after the vegas trist
Dev5: so I'm all
Dev5: "yo are you free for lunch or drinks next week?"
Dev5: then, in my drunken stupor after no response
Dev6: ya
Dev5: and hour later
Dev5: send another message
Dev6: lol
Dev6: instant creeper status dude
Dev6: it's over
Dev5: "oh my bad we met a year ago at planet hollywood when you and your friends were at a dave matthews concert" etc etc
Dev5: word
Dev5: so you'd think
Dev5: if it was creepy
Dev5: defriend right?
Dev6: probz
Dev5: nope
Dev5: she is on facebook twice as hard now
Dev5: no joke
Dev6: LOL
Dev6: hummmm
Dev5: great move on the girls part
Dev5: imma just ignore him
Dev5: WAY TO FUCK WITH ME
Dev6: lol
Dev5: like
Dev5: I kind of want to nerd rage and defriend her
Dev1: Dev5: sounds like one of the NYC dames that likes attention but won't give the box
Dev5: just so SOMEONE takes SOME action
Dev6: give the box lolwat
Dev5: Dev1: I hit every opening in vegas
Dev1: block her, go find another abstaining twat to troll
Dev5: she's is no prude
Dev5: and her gay friend constantly posts shit
Dev5: about how she needs cock
Dev6: abstaining lawlright
Dev5: so its all kinds of confusing
Dev1: vegas is the only city NYC bitches allow themselves to get fucked
Dev6: lmao
Dev5: you gay friend says you need dick, clearly
Dev5: as it is all over your wall
Dev5: and you friended me
Dev6: lmao
Dev5: and I live two blocks from where you work
Dev5: can I buy you coffee and try to convince you to suck my dick again?
Dev5: apparently not
Dev5: as I am being IGNORED
Dev5: no denied
Dev5: IGNORED
Dev1: that's the NYC way
Dev1: it really is
Dev5: yo
Dev5: fuck this town
Dev1: you can't
Dev1: that town won't let you fuck it
Dev1: it'll just ignore you
Dev5: no one does any work
Dev5: on time
Dev5: and no one does shit
Dev5: all they talk about is how fast and how much they have to do
Dev5: and yet when
Dev5: I need INTERNET
Dev5: or a fucking DOOR fixed
Dev5: or shit MOVED
Dev5: or ANYTHING
Dev5: "what this is new york everyone is busy"
Dev5: yeah
Dev5: jerking off
Dev5: and paying $15 for a fucking bagel
Dev5: fuck this town
Dev5: seriously
Dev5: thank god the CA beer is still cheap
Dev5: this place has NOTHING going for it but an abundance of box
Dev5: if you were gay, new york is pretty rad I bet
Dev6: Dev5 move to la ffs
Dev5: I LIVED THERE
Dev5: I CAME HERE FOR DIFFERENT
Dev6: get girls all day long
Dev1: start dong trolling tourist spots & just pipe the temps
Dev1: that's the san diego way, should work in NY too
Dev5: easy pussy is easiest out here
Dev5: I am not for easy pussy
Dev5: I got plenty of easy LA pussy
Dev5: no bueno
Dev1: easy LA pussy is... dangerous
Dev5: yes
* Dev5 is glad he doesnt have a kid....or herpes

Inner Child

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 19:16:28 -0500

Dev2: merry xmas
Dev2: http://www.torturedartist.com/RFD_Calendar2005_Kurt_Orbanski.htm
Dev1: what the fuck, dude.
Dev2: LOL
Dev2: i was like sweet domain
Dev2: I bet this guy has cool pics
Dev2: no....
Dev1: my inner child is crying
Dev2: fucking hilarious

Naughty Word Filter

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 15:26:09 -0500

Dev4: these aren't very creative
Dev4: some of these are pretty absurd though
Dev4: lesbian?
Dev4: bust?
Dev4: bored?
Dev4: lul
Dev1: i know
Dev4: panties
Dev4: "masturbat" <-- spellfail
Dev4: and what's "linklinker"? that sounds kinky
Dev1: linklinker is what i do when i'm home alone
Dev4: aol is such a bunch of derpers
Dev4: how the fuck are they still exist?
Dev1: no fucking clue.
Dev1: but for what its worth
Dev1: i think its important to note
Dev1: they cater to quakers
Dev4: lul
Dev4: well quakers are such a large % of population... it makes sense
Dev1: considering how pussy suburban parents are & how pussy the outcome (their kids) is
Dev4: people are fucked up
Dev1: people are indeed... fucked up
Dev4: like, as in, shouldn't bother going on living
Dev4: also the usual "sex is bad, violence is cool"
Dev4: i think it should be a free for all, watch what you like, skip what you dont
Dev4: and let parents police their god damn dumshit kid
Dev4: blocking words is not going ot prevent kids from discovering porn
Dev1: what?!?!
Dev1: psh! limiting your company is the most effective way to pretend porn & sex doesn't ever happen
Dev4: hahaha
Dev1: that's pretty much the only way to do it...
Dev4: yay pretend-time!
Dev1: that must be what happened. our generation fucked everything up as a result of Mr. Rogers' Land of Make-Believe
Dev4: pretty much
Dev4: yay make-believe!
Dev1: hahah!
Dev4: i'm still not sure why companies like to pretend they can do something about it
Dev1: it's not activism
Dev4: it's derptavism
Dev1: they just have shit in place to cover their asses from the lawsuit happy tight wad cunts that cry about everything straight to judges
Dev4: yup
Dev4: seems like the world has some problems
Dev1: SOME?!
Dev4: hahaha
Dev4: well it's like a pyramid of shit
Dev4: everyone thinks everyone else caers about shit that nobody else actually cares about
Dev1: and soccer moms
Dev4: lawyers for providing an outlet for derpers to exercise their derpness.
Dev4: and politicians for being alive.
Dev4: yeah, soccer moms are pretty much hoes
Dev4: wtf is up w/ lunch these days?

Pronhunt

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 02:33:57 -0500

Dev3: i saw her clam
Dev1: you get used to it
Dev1: i think this is what OBGYNs feel like
Dev1: minus the terrible soundtrack
Dev1: and script
Dev3: i stared and analyased the small tiney hairs...and said to myself 'how could you forget those hairs..? is it really possible? or was she just being lazy?'
Dev3: then i caught myself and now loooking for vids
Dev1: the pron hunt via ADD
Dev1: it's the way of the web
Dev3: hahaha

Fox News

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 02:23:50 -0500

Dev2: just have that 18 screen, eh?
Dev1: yep, gotta lock it down so the kiddies don't stumble the fleshes
Dev2: still waiting on me
Dev2: or are you content?
Dev1: content with?
Dev1: is the 18 screen set?
Dev2: one sec
Dev2: I was just wondering if you were waiting on me, or doing something else
Dev1: oh - i'm doing a video upload.
Dev1: wtf are you doing?
Dev1: punching the clown to the content?
Dev2: haha no
Dev2: I'm just going to set a cookie with jquery
Dev1: fair enough
Dev1: lemme know if you'd rather use a session variable
Dev1: can you make sure the cookie clears on close?
Dev1: i don't want someone's kid going through the history & being presented with funbags & ass w/o accepting the liability
Dev1: god forbid some congressman's 7 yo daughter outs her father on Fox News for being a pervy porn consumer
Dev2: haha
Dev2: yea, it will clear on close
Dev1: sweet

Scuba Gear

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 02:16:00 -0500

Dev1: know anyone that needs a porn site?
Dev1: we're coming up on an open slot in the schedule
Dev1: i'd like to charge more women to stare at their genders
Sales1: u wanna stare at female meat holes?
Sales1: and open up a website?
Dev1: and profit.
Sales1: wow that sounds like fun
Dev1: i mean... why the fuck not?
Dev1: you're gonna stare at it anyway
Sales1: are u allowed to critique the ugly ones?
Dev1: of course
Sales1: how bout we get the worst ones, put scuba diving gear on with the fins and big goggles and all...then create a cheesy video where we found a new species of female "stuff"
Sales1: then we critique it
Sales1: i dunno just an idea...it'll be some weird cheesy porno....we'll need some cheesy mustaches from the 80s....
Dev1: i wonder if there's an internet market for hairy vintage looking 70s porn
Dev1: in HD
Sales1: in scuba gear?
Sales1: for sure!
Dev1:...
Dev1: I'll take it we have no prospects then...

Monster Trucks

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 02:00:25 -0500

Dev3: i wanna go to the monster trucks at qualcom dressed as trailer park trash and get drunk on budweiser
Dev3: wanna go?
Dev1: jesus christ, dude! that sounds like a jolly good time. think we can wrangle some pwt bitches for porn site content while we're there?!
Dev3: easy! ill take big boxes poke holes in it and we'll do some casting for monster truck glory hole
Dev3: i dunno just an idea
Dev1: genius!

Why we do it.

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 01:36:21 -0500

Dev2: what's your deal?
Dev1: my deal?
Dev2: going for porn sites instead of media shit
Dev1: let's put it like this
Dev1: less headache = same money
Dev1: the costs don't out weigh the benefits
Dev1: MediaShit Inc = constant work load, always pissy about what's not done, never happy about what is done, and all kinds of bullshit emails whining about shit all the fucking time
Dev1: Porn = "OMG! That looks awesome! Can you make my tits look bigger?" ... Profit
Dev1: do the math
Dev1: either you do work that's dirty & you can't brag to your mom about
Dev1: or you take it up the ass like fresh-to-prison inmate looking for a good train
Dev2: lol

Pussy

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 00:50:00 -0500

Dev1: here's the shit
Dev1: if I placed 1 image in the gallery
Dev1: and then placed 10 galleries on the photo page
Dev1: it would look as you left it
Dev1: but since these are albums - something is different
Dev2: cool
Dev2: might just be the divs
Dev2: shouldn't be a huge deal
Dev1: yea
Dev2: got all the photo sets up there
Dev2: pussy
Dev2: excited
Dev1: ...
Dev1: good night, dickfaced hooker

Dick Sucklings

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 00:30:26 -0500

Dev2: i met mike starr tonight at a restaurant
Dev1: oh cool!
Dev2: yes
Dev2: he was cool
Dev1: did you jump on his face & ask him for dick sucklings?
Dev2: what do you mean?
Dev1: ...
Dev1: i was kidding
Dev2: I thought it referred to one of his movies
Dev1: no... can't say i was

Test Night

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 00:20:55 -0500

Dev2: neither works
Dev1: what about the logout button on the pages?
Dev2: I didn't see one
Dev2: it says login, in fact
Dev1: hmmm...
Dev2: whatever prompted me when I went to the home page
Dev1: yea - that form needs to be updated
Dev2: can I still login with my account?
Dev1: [omitted]
Dev1: that's to access the site content
Dev2: yea
Dev2: on the memebers page
Dev1: you shouldn't see the cms with that
Dev2: okay
Dev2: cool
Dev2: I just wanted to make sure I wasn't double logged in
Dev2: now it says "logout"!
Dev2: and now I actually see videos
Dev2: time to whack off!
Dev1: *facepalm*
Dev2: bad camera guy
Dev2: terrible audio
Dev2: lighting is a problem
Dev1: terrible lighting
Dev2: it's okay though
Dev2: can't seek the video
Dev2: that's a problem
Dev1: fuck
Dev1: i need to figure something out for that
Dev2: I'm not a patient porn watcher
Dev2: I skip to the rub
Dev2: anyway
Dev2: it's all good in here
Dev2: all we need to do is unblock the home page and get the lightbox login form working